Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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