I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
