I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
40s are totally the cure
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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