who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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