I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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