Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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