Having a random hookup so left but love u
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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