I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Dear god my vagina.
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