You really coming over, don't trick.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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