Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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