Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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