You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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