There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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