I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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