He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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