Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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