U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
