life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
ok first of all what the fuck
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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