Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
