It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
