did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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