Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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