Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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