I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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