: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
