Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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