id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Damn victory sex feels great
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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