but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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