chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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