He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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