just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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