My brain says no but my pants say off.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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