do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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