$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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