girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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