you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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