this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
MIDGETS
????
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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