If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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