PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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