Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this boner is exhausting
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?