dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.