How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?