I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My breasts were aching with rage.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.