You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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