I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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