Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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