dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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