I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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