That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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