Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so let's talk penis.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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