she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The uberlube is also flammable
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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