Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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