wat bout pragnant strippers??
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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