he puts the penis in happiness.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
why is half of my head shaved?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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