I want to stick my p in your. b.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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